Hold this thread as I walk away

Being an adult is awkward. Not unpleasant, just awkward as fuck.

It feels like being in an independent film. Shit like this just doesn't happen in real life. Or high school.

So this is how January 21st went for me.

Scene: Me and Tiffany in the bathroom getting ready to go see Juno with Drew, Katie, Tess and Sam.

Me: (Turning to Tiffany) I need to tell you something because if I don't, you are going to find out eventually and get mad at me.

Tiffany: (stops applying eyeliner) okay.

Me: Okay. On my blog, and to all my friends, and on myspace... I've been referring to you as my girlfriend. I just thought I should let you know.

Tiffany: (Raises eyebrow) you should look at my myspace sometime.

Apparently she was one step ahead of me, if in a relationship is anything to go by.

How does she do that? Those of you who aren't jealous are idiots. I have managed to catch the interest of quite possibly THE most awesome person on the face of the planet.

Don't bother asking me how I did it because to be honest, I have no fucking clue.